You paint like your scraping dog $#@t off your shoe
I was reminded of that remark one of my college painting instructors made when I found myself scrubbing a brush nearly devoid of paint across a canvas. I really should have thanked him at the time. My dutiful response then was to make my next painting look like it was sculped from butter. Now I don’t care so much, but I do love thick creamy paint, more placed on the canvas than painted, mmmm butter.